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WITH THE INTERVIEWS, I THINK WE NEED ONE FROM EACH FIGHTER IN THE MAJOR FIGHT FOR EACH WEEK, JUST HIT ISSUE PRESS RELEASE AND TYPE IT THERE, JUST WAITING FOR ENGAS ONE NOW

DK, YOURS IS NOW IN THERE

AND REMEMBER, IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS

WELCOME TO THE LA STAPLES, LOS ANGELES, HIPS PROMOTIONS IN ASSOICATION WITH RON JEREMIES PRESENTS THIS HEAVYWEIGHT MATCHUP BETWEEN TITO RUAS AND ENGAMAN

THE TWO HAVE GONE TO BATTLE TWICE BEFORE, ENGAMAN TAKING DECISIONS, CLOSE ONES, ON BOTH OCCASIONS

TITO HAS SINCE WON 4 STRAIGHT, ALL BY KO, HIS STYLE HAS APPEARED TO CHANGE, USING MORE POWER, AND OFTEN A CROUCHED STANCE, ENGAMAN HAS GONE SLIGHTLY DOWN HILL SINCE, ARSE HAS BEATEN HIM ON A FEW OCCASIONS, THE FIGHT SHOULD BE A GOOD ONE, HERES THE RESULTS FROM THE CARD SO FAR

MICHAEL BUFFEST GOT HIS CAREER BACK ON TRACK, WINNING VIA 4TH ROUND KO OVER DUKE DRUMSKI, HE WAS BOXED EFFECTIVELY IN THE FIRST 3 ROUNDS, LOSING THEM ALL, THEN BUFFEST SCORED A LEFT TO THE TEMPLE, THAT PUT HIM TO SLEEP

FREAK OF NATRURE PULLED OFF A GUTSY DECISION OVER IN THE HIPS, BOXING WELL, AND OFTEN HURTING HIPS, HE TIRED DRAMATICALLY AND AVOIDED A LATE RALLY TO TAKE THE DECISION 119-110, 119-111, 119-110

DICK FOR BRAINS DIDNT NEED MUCH TIME, AND FOR A SECOND WEEK, HARDCORE HUMBLE JNR DIDNT MAKE THE BELL, A FAST START ENDED HIM AFTER 58 SECONDS

BROTHER OF JOHN SCULLY, WILLIAM MADE NOISE, AN IMPRESSIOVE FIRST ROUND KAYO OVER POTATO JONES, JONES SEEMED TO BE CONTROLLING HIM WITH A JAB, A HARD LEFT HAND ENDED IT AT 2:50 OF THE OPENING ROUND

IN A BORING FIGHT, KID WHITE BOXED AND RAN FOR 12 ROUNDS, SOUTHERN DANDY WAS KEPT AT THE END FOR 12 ROUNDS, LOSING A SHUTOUT DECISION

KIDD GAZZ JUMPED BACK INTO CONTENTION, HAMMERING THE NON BOXER WITH BUG BLOWS, DAMAGING HIS FACE, AND ENDING IT IN THE OPENING ROUNDS, GAZZ SCORED A HARD UPPERCUT AS THE NON BOXER CAME IN, AND WAS PUT TO SLEEP

LIPJUNIOR ATTEMPTED TO RUN FOR 12 ROUNDS, BUT HIS CONDITIONING COULD NOT HOLD OUT AGAINST TOUGH RUGGED LE BEOUF, HE SCORED THE KNOCKOUT IN THE 10TH ROUND

ROCCO SIFFREDI WAS DROPPED IN THE OPENER, AND KNOCKOUT OUT IN THE SECOND ROUND BY GABBYJAY, SIFFREDI RUSHED IN ARMS FLAPPING EVERYWHERE, AND WAS PUT DOWN, HIS NOSE APPARENTLY BROKEN BY ONE OF THE BLOWS

TWINKLETOES BOXED 8 ROUNDS AGAINST RETURNING LONNEX LIWES, THEN RAN FOR 4, EASILY TAKING THE DECISION 118-112, 117-112 TWICE, THE CROWD BECAME VERY BORED IN THE LAST TWO ROUNDS, BOOING AND THROWING THINGS AT THE FIGHTERS

BIG KEV AND HAVAO YAMUG WENT AT EACH OTHER, KEVS SPEED AND ENDURANCE PREVAILED THOUGH, WINNING A WIDE DECISION 118-111 TWICE, AND 120-111, BIG KEV PUSHES HIMSELF BACK INTO CONTENTION

RON JEREMY WASNT A PUSHOVER FOR UNDEFEATED FEATHERFISTS, WHO RAN FOR MOST OF THE FIGHT, JEREMY ROCKED FISTS IN THE SECOND ROUND, AND FEATHERFISTS RECOVERED WELL, TAKING THE DECISION 117-111 TWICE, AND 117-112

CHUCK GUARDSMAN AND KIRSTEM DUNST PUT ON A GOOD SHOW OF PUNCHING, BUT NOT IN HARD PUNCHING, IN QUANTITY, THEY WENT AT A HIGH WORKRATE, DUNSTS SPEED THOUGH WAS THE KEY, SHE TOOK A CLOSE DECISION, 117-115, 116-114, 118-111

BLACK MONSTERCOCK RISED TO 5-0 AFTER HIS VICTORY OVER TALLDORK, BOTH FIGHTERS LOADED UP EARLY, AND USED GOOD DEFENCE, NOT MANY PUNCHES LANDING, MONSTERCOCK USED AN EFFECTIVE JAB IN THE 3RD, STEALING ROUNDS, BUT A NICE LEFT HOOK FROM TALLDORK VUT HIS EYE IN THE 5TH ROUND, BOTH FIGHTERS LOADED UP AGAIN IN ROUND 6 AND 7, BUT MONSTERCOCK SEEMED TO HAVE AN EDGE IN CONDITIONING, IN THE 8TH ROUND, MONSTERCOCK SEEMED TO TAKE OVER, TALLDORK SLOWING DOWN, THEN IT ENDED, MONSTERCOCK LANDED A FLUSH UPPERCUT WHEN TALLDORK WAS FORCED TO THE ROPES, AND MONSTERCOCK GAVE PATIENT CHASE AS TALLDORK STUMBLED AROUND ON DRUNK LEGS, ANOTHER LEFT HOOK LANDED FLUSH, BEFORE A BIGGER LEFT HOOK PUT TALLDORK AWAY FOR THE 10 COUNT

HERES RON JEREMIES FOR THE INTRODUCTIONS:

"IN THE RED CORNER, STANDING AT 6 FEET AND 7 INCHES, AND WEIGHING IN AT 233 POUNDS, HE BRINGS A PROFESSIONAL RECORD OF 7 WINS, 7 BY KO, AND 2 LOSSES, FIGHTING FROM BIRMINGHAM ENGLAND OUT OF THE DKS SKOOL OF HARD KNOCKS, THE KING OF THE STREETS, TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIITTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (TITO RUAS)

CROWD CHEER FOR TITO, HE IS A VERY POPULAR FIGHTER

"AND IN THE BLUE CORNER, STANDING SOLID AND FIRM AT 6 FEET AND 2 INCHES, AND WEIGHING IN AT 209 POUNDS, BRINGING A PROESSIONAL RECORD OF 14 WINS, 9 BY KO, 6 LOSSES AND A DRAW, THE FORMER HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE FORUM, THE ALL TIME GREAT, FROM SYDNEY AUSTRALIA, FIGHTING FOR ENGADINIAN, THE WARRIOR, EEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN (ENGAMAN)

CROWD CHEER FOR ENGA, BOOS HEARD FROM THE ANTI ENGAMAN TEAM LED BY UNION JACK, LIP GIVES HIM AN UPPERCUT AND THEY BRAWL IN THE CROWD

HERE WE GO THEN, I EXPECT A KO, FROM ENGAMAN, HE WILL DO IT THIS TIME I THINK

ROUND 1

THE FIGHTERS COME OUT, ENGAMAN ATTEMPTS TO GET INSIDE, TITO FIRES A LEFT, AND A RIGHT SENDS HIM TO THE CANVAS, ENGAMAN IS DOWN AFTER JUST 6 SECONDS OF ACTION, HE APPEARS ALRIGHT, LOOKING UP AT TITO, TITO WALKS TO THE NEUTRAL CORNER, THE REFEREE BEGINS THE COUNT
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2
3
4
5- ENGAMAN ON ALL FOURS NOW, SHAKING HIS HEAD
6
7- HE IS UP
8- HE SIGNALS TO CONTINUE, THE REFEREE LETS TITO AT HIM AGAIN

TITO LANDS A RIGHT-LEFT TO THE BODY, THEN A BIG LEFT HOOK TO THE HEAD, AND ENGAMAN IS DOWN AGAIN, THIS TIME HE APPEARS TO BE MORE HURT, TITO HAS COME TO FIGHT, ENGAMAN APPEARS TO BE IN SOME TROUBLE, THE REFEREE STARTS THE COUNT
1
2
3
4- ENGAMAN NOT RESPONDING YET
5
6
7- ENGAMAN TRYING TO MAKE IT
8- HE MIGHT JUST DO IT
9- HE IS UP, THE REFEREE ASKS HIM IF HE WANTS TO CONTINUE, HE SAYS YES, AND TITO COMES IN TO FINISH WHAT LOOKS TO BE THE INEVITABLE, WE HAVE ONLY GONE 40 SEC

ENGAMAN FIRES A FEW SHOTS, TITO CLINCHES, ENGAMAN STILL TRYING TO RECOVER FROM TITOS IMPRESSIVE POWER

TITO LANDS A SHARP RIGHT HAND FLUSH TO THE JAW, ENGAMAN FELT THAT ONE TO THE BONE, HE IS HURT AGAIN, HIS DEFENCE ISNT AROUND

ENGAMAN TRIES A FEW BODY SHOTS, TITO BOXES CLEVER, AND TIES HIM UP

ENGA FIRES A FEW WILD SHOTS, TITO STANDS BACK AND CLOCKS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND LEAD AGAIN

TITO FIRES SOME BODY SHOTS, AS THE ROUND CLOSES IN[/b]

BELL SOUNDS,A DN THE CROWD APPLAUD, THEY ARE ON THEIR FEET, ENGAMAN STUMBLES BACK TO THE WRONG CORNER, HE IS IN TROUBLE

TITO APPEARS COMPOSED IN THERE, HE LOOKS FOCUSED, HE WASNTS HIS DATE WITH THE CHAMP

ENGAMAN HAS BLEEDING BELOW THE LEFT EYE, HIS CORNER SHOWERING HIM TRYING TO REVIVE HIM

ROUND 2

ENGAMAN COMES OUT AND BULL RUSHES

TITO LANDS TWO JABS AND A HUGE RIGHT HAND, AND ENGAMAN ENDS UP ON HIS PANTS AGAIN, TITO LOADING UP EARLY, AND SHOWING HIS FULL POWER, THE REFEREE BEGINS THE COUNT
1
2
3
4
5- ENGAMAN AGAIN BEGINS RISING
6
7
8- HE IS UP
9- THE REFEREE ASKS IF HE WANTS TO CONTINUE, HE WANTS

TITO LANDS A RIGHT HAND, BUT MISSES THE LEFT UPPERCUT FOLLOW UP[/b]

ENGAMAN BOARS INSIDE AGAIN, TITO THROWS THE SAME COMBO, AND IT LANDS WELL THIS TIME, ENGAMAN MISSES A FEW HOOKS ON THE INSIDE

TITO FEINTS WITH A LEFT JAB, THEN LANDS A BIG RIGHT CROSS, AND THE LEFT HOOK SENDS HIM DOWN FOR A 4TH TIME, ENGAMAN IN BIG TROUBLE, TITO AGAIN NOT OVERJOYED WITH THE KNOCKDOWN, THE REFEREE BEGINS THE COUNT
1
2
3
4
5
6- ENGAMAN MAY NOT MAKE IT THIS TIME
7
8- NEARLY UP
9- HE IS UP, AND THE REFEREE ASKS HIM A FEW QUESTIONS, HE REPLIES, AND THE REFEEE LETS TITO AT HIM AGAIN, NO ONE EXPECTED THIS, THE REFEREE SAYS HE WILL STOP IT IF HE GETS INTO ANY MORE TROUBLE

ENGAMAN BOUNCES AROUND A LITTLE BIT TO BOUNCE IT OFF

...

ENGAMAN GETS BACK IN THERE, HE KLETS OFF AN EXPLOSIVE COMBINATION, TITO ATE ONE PARTICULAR HARD SHOT, AND IT HURT HIM, HE BACKS OFF A BIT AND TIES ENA UP

TITO FIRES A FEW RANGE FINDING JABS, ENGAMAN TRIES TO GET INSIDE, BUT IS TIED UP

ENGA COMES IN AGAIN, TITO STEPS TO THE SIDE AND LANDS A FLUSH LEFT HOOK TO THE HEAD, ENGAMAN STUMBLES, TITO MAKES CHASE AND LANDS TWO MORE LEFT HOOKS, AND DOWN GOES ENGAMAN, THE REFEREE LOOKS AT HIM, ENGAMAN IS ON THE GROUND ON HIS BACK MOTIONLESS, THE REFEREE WAVES IT OFF, AND WISELY TOO, TITO RUAS HAS WON IN JUST 2 ROUNDS, WITH 5 KNOCKDOWNS

THIS IS BIG, TITO ISNT IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT CONCENRNED FOR ENGAMAN, AS THE DOCTORS RACE TO GET HIM UP, HE IS OUT ON HIS BACK AND NOT MOVING, TITO DOESNT EVEN RAISE HIS HANDS, THIS WAS ONE OF THE BRUTALIST KNOCKOUTS IN OUR HISTORY

WE GO TO RING ANNOUNCER RON JEREMIES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WINNER BY A TECHNICAL KNOCKOUT AT 3:00 OF THE SECOND ROUND, THE KING OF THE STREETS, TITO RUAS

WELL NO ONE EXPECTED THAT, ARSE BISCUIT IS IN THE RING, HE CONGRATULATES TITO, AND THEN GOES OVER TO SEE HOW ENGAMAN IS, PERHAPS ENGAMANS WARS HAVE TAKEN THEIR TOLL ON HIM, HIS DEFENCE WASNT THERE TONIGHT, TITO WAS BRUTAL IN HIS FINISH

ENGAMANS CAREER MAY NOW BE OVER, OR HE MAY BE ABLE TO GET HIMSELF BACK IN ANOTHER FIGHT WITH A NEWBIE, TITO-ARSE BISCUIT MAKES FOR AN INTERESTING FIGHT

HERES THE RANKINGS FOR THIS WEEK:

Rank Fighter Nationality Record
KOs Rating (Status) Manager
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1. TITO"king of the streets" RUAS United Kingdom
8-2-0 3 8/0 6 (6) dk`s skool of hard knocks
2. Black Monstercock Poland
5-0-0 5 3/0 5 (5) RK Underdogs
3. Engaman Australia
14-8-1 0 9/5 4 (5) Engadinian
4. John `The Bully` Scully United Kingdom
4-0-0 4 2/0 4 (4) treelos Krink Gym
5. "Super Woman" Kirsten Dunst United States
8-5-0 1 2/4 4 (4) In The Hips House of Journeymen
6. TallDork Australia
4-1-0 0 4/1 3 (4) Engadinian
7. Featherfists United States
3-0-0 3 1/0 3 (3) Kid White`s
8. BigKev Australia
4-1-0 1 0/1 3 (3) Lightening Strikes2
8. TwinkleToes Australia
4-1-0 1 0/0 3 (3) Engadinian
10. "The Non Boxer" Joe Frazier United States
6-6-0 0 6/5 2 (4) In The Hips House of Journeymen
11. Chuck "Reborn Raw Deal" Guardsman United States
3-2-0 0 1/0 2 (3) Kid White`s
12. Brian Barnes United Kingdom
8-9-1 0 5/8 2 (3) treelos Krink Gym
13. Kid White United States
2-0-0 2 0/0 2 (2) Kid White`s
13. Le Beouf United States
2-0-0 2 2/0 2 (2) Kid White`s
15. Freak of Nature * Poland
3-2-0 1 2/0 2 (2) RK Underdogs
16. Gabby Jay Ontario
4-9-0 0 1/6 2 (2) Gabby Jay`s House of Torture
17. Kid Gazz Spain
10-14-3 0 4/11 1 (4) GazzB
18. Duke "The Dumpster" Drumski New York
3-2-0 0 0/2 1 (3) Donny`s Boxing Gym
19. Michael Buffest Ontario
5-12-0 0 2/5 1 (3) Gabby Jay`s House of Torture
20. Havago Yamug Australia
3-2-0 0 2/0 1 (2) Engadinian
21. Ron Jeremy Poland
2-2-0 0 2/0 1 (2) RK Underdogs
22. William Scully United Kingdom
1-0-0 1 1/0 1 (1) treelos Krink Gym
23. Dick for Brains Poland
2-3-0 0 1/2 1 (1) RK Underdogs
24. Lonnex Liwes * United Kingdom
4-6-0 0 4/4 0 (2) treelos Krink Gym
25. Rocco Siffredi Poland
2-3-0 0 1/2 0 (2) RK Underdogs
26. Southern Dandy Ontario
2-7-0 0 1/3 0 (2) Gabby Jay`s House of Torture
27. LipJunior Australia
2-3-0 0 1/1 0 (1) Lightening Strikes2
28. "The God of Sex" IN THE HIPS United States
1-8-0 0 1/2 0 (1) In The Hips House of Journeymen
29. Potato Jones New York
0-2-0 0 0/2 0 (0) Donny`s Boxing Gym
29. Hardcore Humble Jr. New York
0-2-0 0 0/2 0 (0) Donny`s Boxing Gym

I EXPECT ARSE BACK THIS WEEK, AND MCGINNIS, WE SHOULD HAVE MCGINNIS-MONSTERCOCK, AND TITO-BISCUIT, INTERESTING TIMES IN WEBL

CONGRATULATIONS DK

AND REMEMBER, IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS

TITO SHOULD BE ARSES EQUAL ON ABILITY POINTS NOW, SHOULD BE AN AWESOME FIGHT, I THINK ARSE WILL PULL IT OFF, BUT A KO LIKE THAT USUALLY ISNT LUCK, ARSE COULD WELL BE STOPPED EARLY, SHOULD BE A GOOD ONE

AND REMEMBER, IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS

THAT WOULD BE A GOOD ONE, IT WOULD SHOW US WHAT SCULLY REALLY HAS

AND REMEMBER, IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS

MAYBE, IT'S EXCITING TIMES IN WEBL, ARSE SHOULD BE ALLOWED A EASY DEFENCE AFTER 2 MORE, TITO AND MONSTERCOCK/MCGINNIS/SCULLY/ENGAMAN ELIMINATOR
WE WILL PROBABLY HAVE RUAS-BISCUIT II NO MATTER THE RESULT NEXT WEEK

ARSE MAY WANT TO FIGHT BARNES IF HE WINS A FEW, THAT COULD BE ARRANGED

AND REMEMBER, IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS

I THINK ENGA JUST REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS

AND REMEMBER, IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS