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IN THE HIPS	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#21	[-]
Posts: 2813 (03/07/03 16:40:52) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	WE ARE LIVE AT THE WEIGH IN, THE CHALLENGER ARSE BISCUIT WAS FIRST ON THE SCALES WEIUGHING IN AT A SOLID 240 POUNDS GELLAR, THE CHAMP WAS NEXT ON THE SCALES WEIGHING IN AT A SOLID 231 POUNDS BOTH FIGHTERS DID AN INTERVIEW FOR THE PRESS: Webl Interview with Arse Biscuit on his shot at new King, or should I say Queen of the Division!!! Webl- Arse, again 240lbs, what do you think of this weight??? Arse- This is my prime weight, I move well at this weight, and I pack a heavy punch, my speed and conditioning arent serverly affected at this weight, I feel very sharp!!! Webl- Whats your plans on this one??? Arse- I am going to give her a taste of my jab, she is gonna eat jab after jab after jab after jab after jab, I will have her out by the 7th round!!! Webl- Will you retire after this one again??? Arse- The main reason I have retired is that there was no new competition, there is plenty of it now, but one factor will leave me in retirement, I have beaten Engaman 3 times, there is no need for a 4th bout, he is still one of the best heavyweights out there, if he retired I think I would come back and take on the newbies, he has had his chance, but if he wants to fight on, so be it, I will not fight him again!!! Webl- So if Engaman retires, you will stay fighting??? Arse- Yes, I beat him 3 times, 2 by KO, I think I showed him that I am the more dominant man, I may give him a chance thinking about it, but only on the condition that if he loses, he retires, he has been a warrior, I think he should hang em up!!! Webl- What do you think of Black Monstercock??? Arse- I think he is a talent, I am yet to face a fighter who cuts the ring off like he does, I would like a fight with him in the future, he has showed signs of bad conditioning, he should throw harder punches and less of them I think, he could probably put a bit more weight into his punches, but he is still young, he could be a force some day!!! Webl- Are you srill considering a fight with Tito Ruas??? Arse- Of course, I wanted to fight him earlier, if I get the chance, I would love to knock him out!!! INTERVIEW AT THE WEIGH IN WEBL: HOW WAS TRAINING SARAH? SARAH: VERY WELL, MY PROMOTER/TRAINER PUT ME THROUGH A GOOD REGIME, I FEEL FIT, AND I AM GOING TO BRING THE BISCUIT DOWN WEBL: HOW DO YOU FEEL FIGHTING AT 231 POUNDS? SARAH: ITS A BIT MORE THEN MY USUAL 60 KGS I WEIGHED BEFORE MY BOXING CAREER, BUT IT`S A GOOD WEIGHT FOR MY FIGHTS WEBL: WHATS YOUR PLAN IN THERE TOMORROW NIGHT? SARAH: I AM GOING TO TAKE HIS HEAD OFF, HIS CHINA CHIN WILL BE BROKEN IN 2 ROUNDS WEBL: HOW WILL YOU DEAL WITH THE JAB? SARAH: WE HAVE WORKED ON THAT IN TRAINING, WE HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL IN STORE FOR ARSE BISCUIT WEBL: HOW DID YOU WORK ON THE JAB? SARAH: HIPS DROPPED HIS PANTS AND THE REST SPEAKS FOR ITSELF ODDS FOR THIS WEEK, ALL FIGHTS: "Sexy" Sarah Michelle Gellar ( In The Hips House of Journeymen) vs Arse Biscuit ( Arse Biscuit) for $18,000 GELLAR 5.20 BISCUIT 2.35 Pugilist Specialist ( Gabby Jay`s House of Torture) vs Engaman ( Engadinian) for $5,120 ENGAMAN 2.55 SPECIALIST 2.90 "The Non Boxer" Joe Frazier ( In The Hips House of Journeymen) vs Deen McGinnis ( Donny`s Boxing Gym) for $5,120 FRAZIER 3.50 MCGINNIS 2.45 TITO"king of the streets" RUAS ( dk`s skool of hard knocks) vs Hardcore Humble ( Donny`s Boxing Gym) for $2,880 RUAS 3.10 HUMBLE 2.40 Duke "The Dumpster" Drumski ( Donny`s Boxing Gym) vs TallDork ( Engadinian) for $1,620 DRUMSKI 2.55 TALLDORK 2.65 Black Monstercock ( RK Underdogs) vs Brian Barnes ( treelos Krink Gym) for $1,620 MONSTERCOCK 2.55 BARNES 6.10 Chuck "Reborn Raw Deal" Guardsman ( Kid White`s) vs Rocco Siffredi ( RK Underdogs) for $320 GUARDSMAN 2.70 SIFFREDI 3.00 Gabby Jay ( Gabby Jay`s House of Torture) vs BigKev ( Lightening Strikes2) for $80 GABBYJAY 10.50 BIGKEB 1.85 Featherfists ( Kid White`s) vs Garpisrich ( LegendsCrew (Garp)) for $20 FEATHERFISTS 1.90 GARPISRICH 4.55 Dick for Brains ( RK Underdogs) vs Havago Yamug ( Engadinian) for $20 BRAINS 4.80 YAMUG 2.00 John `The Bully` Scully ( treelos Krink Gym) vs Kid Gazz ( GazzB) for $0 SCULLY 3.55 GAZZ 2.60 LipJunior ( Lightening Strikes2) vs Alex Chen ( LegendsCrew (Garp)) for $0 JUNIOR 1.55 CHEN 8.10 "The God of Sex" IN THE HIPS ( In The Hips House of Journeymen) vs Freak of Nature ( RK Underdogs) for $0 NATURE 2.25 HIPS 15.10 Hardcore Humble Jr. ( Donny`s Boxing Gym) vs Alan Choi ( LegendsCrew (Garp)) for $0 HUMBLE JNR 2.10 CHOI 5.65 Kid White ( Kid White`s) vs Garp ( LegendsCrew (Garp)) for $0 WHITE 2.55 GARP 3.10 "Nude" Natalie Portman ( In The Hips House of Journeymen) vs Moses Saotome ( LegendsCrew (Garp)) for $0 PORTMAN 6.75 SAOTAME 3.00 Le Beouf ( Kid White`s) vs Potato Jones ( Donny`s Boxing Gym) for $0 BEOUF 4.00 JONES 2.30 Southern Dandy ( Gabby Jay`s House of Torture) vs TwinkleToes ( Engadinian) for $0 DANDY 15.60 TOES 1.45 Michael Buffest ( Gabby Jay`s House of Torture) vs "Super Woman" Kirsten Dunst ( In The Hips House of Journeymen) for $0 BUFFEST 4.55 DUNST 2.40 GOOD LUCK ALL AND REMEMBER, IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS
dkny	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#22	[-]
Posts: 9506 (03/07/03 18:28:02) Local user Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Once again hips does a exellent job at the press coverage .......DK
IN THE HIPS	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#23	[-]
Posts: 2813 (03/08/03 03:46:59) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	WELCOME TO THE OLYMPIC ARENA HERE IN LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA, HIPS PROMOTIONS IN ASSOCITATION WITH RON JEREMIES PRESENTS THIS HEAVYWEIGHT MATCHUP BETWEEN CURRENT CHAMP SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR AND FORMER CHAMP, AND STILLN UNDEFETADE ARSE BISCUIT GELLAR IS COMING OFF AN IMPRESSIVE KO WIN OVER SPECIALIST FOR THE TITLE LAST WEEK, WHILE BISCUIT HASNT FOUGHT FOR A MONTH, WINNING A 10TH ROUND KO IN HIS LAST OUTING THE DIVISION IS GETTING RICHER, 5 FIGHTS OVER 1000 THIS WEEK, AND AN EQUALLING RICHEST BOUT HERE TONIGHT WE WILL NOW HAVE A RAP OF THE UNDERCARDS: THE NIGHT STARTED WITH LIP JUNIOR TAKING ON ALEX CHEN, AND IT WAS OVER INSIDE OF 2 ROUNDS, CHEN TASTING THE CANVAS IN THE OPENER, AND THE THE SECOND ROUND TO BE KNOCKED OUT FREAK OF NATURE GAVE IN THE HIPS A BIG BEATING, STAYING OUTSIDE AND USING PIN POINT JABS AND UPPERCUTS, HE BLOODIED UP THE HIPSTER, CLOSING BOTH THE EYES, CUTTING THE RIGHT EYE ABOVE AND BELOW, CUTTING THE LEFT EYE BELOW, FRACTURING THE NOSE AND BLOODYING THE MOUTH, THE DOCTOR WISELY STOPPING IT AFTER 8 ROUNDS OF ONE WAY TRAFFIC POTATO JONES CAREER DEBUT WAS FINISHED QUICKLY, A ONE ROUND KO LOSS TO NEWBIE LE BEOUF, JONES COULDNT OVERWHELM THE ATTACK, BEING CAUGHT WITH A BIG HOOK, AND PUT OUT COLD ALEX CHOI BEAT HARCORE HUMBLE JNR TO A PULP IN HIS DEBUT, STUNNING HIM MULTIPLE TIMES, DROPPING HIM, THEN THE REF STOPPED THE ACTION AFTER MORE PUNISHMENT AT THE 40 SECOND MARK TWINKLE TOES GOT ON HIS TOES AND RAN FOR 12 ROUNDS AGAINST SOUTHERN DANDY, TAKING A NEAR SHUTOUT DECISION 119-112 ALL ROUND KIRSTEN DUNST BOXED BEAUTIFULLY, SURVIVED A 9TH ROUND SCARE, AND TOOK A 119-109 DECISION OVER MICHAEL BUFFEST, BUFFEST HAD DUNST SEEING STARS IN THE 9TH, BUT COULDNT FINISH THE JOB MOSES SAOTAME BOMBED NATALIE PORTMAN FROM THE OUTSIDE FOR 12 ROUNDS, TAKING A SHUTOUT DECISION, PORTMAN DROPS TO 0-10, MIGHT RETIRE HER AND MAKE A NEW JOURNEYWOMAN KIDD GAZZ USED HISTRMENDOUS SPEED AND KEPT UNDEFEATED JOHN SCULLY AWAY FOR MOST OF THE FIGHT, HIS CONDITIONING LET HIM DOWN THOUGH, SCULLY DROPPED HIM IN THE 11TH ROUND, BUT STILL BEHIND ON POINTS BY A FAIR AMOUNT IN THE LAST ROUND, GAZZ JUST HAD TO STAY AWAY, BUT HE DIDNT ANSWER THE BELL, GIVING SCULLY A BIG WIN, AND ALSO A LUCKY WIN, OFFICIAL SCORES WERE 107-103 TWICE AND 108-103, ALL IN FAVOUR OF GAZZ KID WHITE USED A JAB, AND NOTHING MORE TO FEND OFF GARP, TAKING A 119-109 DECISION, ONLY DROPPING THE 9TH ROUND FEATHERFISTS KEPT HIS ZERO WITH AN EASY DECISION WIN OVER GARPISRICH, 116-112, 117-112, 117-111, USING A SOLID JAB, GARPISRICH HAD GOOD MOMENTS IN THE EARLY ROUNDS THOUGH, ROKCING FEATHERFISTS WITH BODY BLOWS HAVAGO YAMUG JUMPED BACK INTO CONTENTION, BRAWLING A 9TH ROUND STOPPAGE OVER DICK FOR BRAINS, BRAINS BOXED 5 GOOD ROUNDS, BEFORE YAMUG TOOK OVER, PUMMELING BRAINS FROM ONE SIDE OF THE RING TO THE OTHER, SCORING A KNOCKDOWN IN THE 8TH ROUND, AND ENDING IT IN THE 9TH BIGKEVS SPEED WAS THE FACTOR AGAINST GABBYJAY, USING HIS SPEED AND PAWING AND TAPPING A SHUTOUT DECISION AGAINST GABBY, TAKING EVERY ROUND GUARDSMAN LITERALLY SLAPPED AROUND ROCCO SIFFREDI (AND KNOWING HIM HE PROBABLY ENJOYED IT), FOR 8 ROUNDS, THE RAN FOR 4, TAKING A WIDE UNANIMOUS DECISION TWO OF THE UNDEFEATED 3-0 CLASS WENT AT IT IN TALLDORK AND DUKE DRUMSKI, DRUMSKI CONTROLLED THE EARLY ACTION WITH JABS AND POWER PUNCHES OVER A CAUTIOUS TALLDORK, BUT WHEN DORK UNLEASHED HIS POWER, HE SENT DRUMSKI TO THE CANVAS IN THE 4TH ROUND, DRUMSKI ROSE, AND FINISHED THE ROUND, IT LOOKED LIKE NOTHING HAD HAPPENED IN THE 5TH, DRUMSKIS JAB CONTROLLED THE BOUT AGAIN, THEN IN A FLASH IT WAS OVER, TALLDORK LANDED A SHARP PRECISE LEFT HOOK TYO THE CHIN, AND DRUMSKI WAS OUT COLD ANOTHER 3-0 PROSPECT WENT TO 4-0, BLACK MONSTERCOCK USED HIS BIG FRAME AND EXCELLENT MOVEMENT TO TRAP BARNES IN CORNERS, BARNES TOOK THE FIRST ROUND WITH EASE 10-8, MONSTERCOCK NOT THROWING MANY SHOTS, AND BARNES HAVING HIM STUNNED, MONSTERCOCK FOUND HIS WAY IN THE 3RD ROUND, STUNNING BARNES, DROPPING HIM IN THE 4TH, AND FINISHING HIM OFF IN STYLE ON THE ROPES IN THE 5TH, BARNES DROPS TO 8-9-1 DEEN MCGINNIS MADE HIS COMEBACK, AND IT LOOKED TO BE OVER IN A FLASH, HE TASTED THE CANVAS TWICE FROM THE NON BOXER IN THE OPENING ROUND, AND NEARLY A 3RD TIME, BUT THAT WAS IT, THE NON BOXER WAS DROPPED IN THE 2ND, AND BEATEN TO A PULP IN THE 3RD, MCGINNIS MOVES TO 5-0-1 WITH THE WIN, A POSSIBLE BISCUIT BOUT IS ON THE CARDS HARDCORE HU,MBLE LOOKED TO BE HAVING HIS WAY WITH TITO RUAS, BEFORE RUAS UNLEASHED HIS POWER, PUTTING HUMBLE OUT FOR THE COUNT WITH A MONSTEROUS RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE ENGAMAN SURVIVED AN EARLY SPECIALIST STORM, BEING STUNNED IN THE OPENING TWO ROUNDS, BUT TOOK OVER FROMM THE 4TH, PUTTING A BEATING ON SPECIALIST, THE REFEREE WISELY STOPPING IT IN THE 8TH ROUND, SPECIALIST ANNOUNCED HIS RETIREMENT WE AWAIT THE BIG ONE NOW, WE CROSS TO RING ANNOUNCER RON JERMEIES FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENTS: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARRIVE AT THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING, CHAMPION VS CHAMPION, LIVE FROM LOS ANGELES, 12 ROUNDS FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT CROWN OF THE FORUM, ITS HIPSTIME IN THE RED CORNER, STANDING AT 6 FEET AND 10 INCHES TALL, AND WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS, HE BRINGS A PROFESSIONAL RECORD OF 23 WINS, 20 INSIDE THE DISTANCE, AND NO LOSSES, AN ALL TIME GREAT OF THE RING, FROM NEWCASTLE AUSTRALIA, COMING BACK AS THE UNDEFEATED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE FORUM, PLEASE WELCOME ARSE BISCUIT AND IN THE BLUE CORNER ACROSS THE RING, SHE STANDS AT 6 FEET AND 2 INCHES TALL, AND WEIGHS IN AT 231 POUNDS, BRINGING A PROFESSIONAL RECORD OF 9 WINS, 7 BY KNOCKOUT AND 2 BY DISQUALIFICATION, AND 5 LOSSES, FIGHTING FOR THE HIPS JOURNEYMEN OUT OF WASHINGTON DC, THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE FORUM, PLEASE WELCOME SEXY, SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR (CROWD GO CRAZY FOR THE HOMETOWN FIGHTER) AND I THINK ARSE WILL DO IT, LATE STOPPAGE IS ON THE CARDS, GELLAR HAS AN AWESOME CHIN THOUGH, COULD TAKE A BIT TO PUT HER DOWN ROUND 1 ARSE FIRES A ONE-TWO TO THE BODY, THE JAB LANDS, HE THEN MAKES A CLINCH, THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE IS DHOWN ALREADY ARSE FIRES A JAB, GELLAR SLIPS AND COMES UP WITH TWO HOOKS, ONE LANDED TO THE CHIN, ARSE TAKES IT WELL ARSE FIRES A ONE-TWO UPSTAIRS, GELLAR SLIPS THE JAB, EATS A RIGHT AND GETS IN ONE OF HER OWN ARSE STEPS BACK AND LANDS A HOOK FLUSH TO THE CHIN GELLAR FIRES A FEW WILD SWINGS, ARSE EVADES AND TAMES HER WITH TWO HEAVY STICKS ARSE CLOCKS HER WITH ANOTHER JAB GELLAR FIRES SOME MORE HOOKS, ARSE EASILY EVADES GELLAR LANDS A WILD OVERHAND RIGHT TO THE HEAD, ARSE FIRES 3 CRISP BODY PUNCHES BELL SOUNDS, ARSE TAKES THE OPENER 10-9 ARSE SHOWING GOOD PATIENCE, WORKING HER DOWN, GELLAR PROMISED A FAST START, SHE CANT DO ANYTHING WITH THIS TECHNICAL BRILLIANCE GELLAR STANDING WAITING TO GET BACK IN THERE, SHE NEEDS A JAB TO GET INSIDE ROUND 2 ARSE LANDS A JAB-RIGHT HOOK-LEFT HOOK COMBO TO BEGIN THE ROUND, THE CROWD GASPS, GELLAR TAKES IT WELL THOUGH GELLAR FIRES MORE HOOKS UPSTAIRS, ARSE TIES HER UP AND SLIPS SHOTS ARSE LANDS 2 HARD JABS AND A RIGHT DOWN THE PIKE, GELLAR NODS FOR MORE GELLAR LANDS WITH A FLUSH RIGHT OF HER OWN NOW ARSE PICKING OFF COUNTERS, GELLAR LANDS A HOOK AND AN UPPRCUT THOUGH, ARSES COUNTERS GOING OVER HER HEAD ARSE TIES HER UP AS SHE ATTEMPTS TO FIRE HOOKS BELL SOUNDS, ARSE UP 20-18 ARSES CORNER TELLING HIM TO GET ON WITH IT NOW, "YOU EEN WHAT SHE DOES NOW, NOT A LOT, START MAKING HER PAY WHEN SHE MISSES, SHE IS WIDE OPEN FOR A COUNTER PUNCH, USE YOUR JAB AND FIRE PUNCHES OFF IT, START HURTING HER" GELLARS CORNER ASKING FOR MORE BODY WORK, BOTH FIGHTERS UNMARKED, AND LOOK VERY FIT ROUND 3 BOTH FIGHTERS FIRE HOOKS, AND END UP IN A CLINCH GELLAR LETS OFF A LEFT, ARSE SLIPS AND FIRES A RIGHT CROSS TO THE RIBS, GELLAR FIRES A RIGHT, ARSE REPEATS THE MOTION, GELLAR FIRES A BIG HAYMAKER, ARSE TIES HER UP GELLAR NOW BEING PICKED OFF WITH LIGHTNING QUICK COUNTERS, ARSE COUNTERS A JAB WITH A LONG RIGHT HAND TO THE HEAD ARSE TRYING TOM PICK OFF UPPERCUTS AS SHE COMES IN, HE MISSES TWO, BUT LANDS A BIG RIGHT TO THE SIDE AS SHE FIRES ANOTHER JAB GELLAR FIRES A BIG RIGHT HAND, ARSE SLIPS IT, AND LANDS A HARD RIGHT UPPERCUT TO THE RIB CAGE, GELLAR ROCKED BY THAT ONE, SHE GRABS HOLD, ARSE LANDS THE FIRST HARD PUNCH OF THE BOUT ARSE CIRCLES, GELLAR BEING CAREFUL WHEN SHE COMES IN GELLAR LANDS A HOOK TO THE BODY, THEN HEAD, ARSE TIES HER UP BELL SOUNDS, 10-9 TO THE BISCUIT AGAIN, 30-27 FIGHT ARSES CORNER VERY HAPPY WITH THAT ROUND, HE SEEMS TO HAVE SET THE PACE OF THE FIGHT NOW, LETTING GELAR MISS AND MAKING HER PAY GELLARS CORNER VERY QUIET, GELLAR HAS NO MATCH FOR THIS ATTACK, SHE LOOKS TO BE FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THE FIGHT NOW ROUND 4 GELLAR RUSHES ACROSS AND LANDS TO THE BODY ARSE ATTEMPTS A FEW BODY PUNCHES, THEN LANDS A STRONG LEFT COUNTER TO THE BODY GELLAR BEING A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL COMING IN, NOT GIVING ARSE MANY CHANCES TO COUNTER GELLAR AGAIN EATS A COUNTER TO THE RIBS (I THINK ARSE IS USING AN OPEN HAND, I WOULD BE) ARSE TRIES UPPERCUTS, MISSING TO THE HEAD AND BODY AGAIN GELLAR FIES A RIGHT HOOK, ARSE LEANS BACK AND LANDS A BIG RIGHT TO THE BODY, GELLAR HURT, SHE TRIES TO CLINCH, ARSE STEPS BACK AND LANDS ANOTHER RIGHT UPSTAIRS GELLAR ROCKED AGAIN, SHE BACKS OFF GELLAR COMES IN AGAIN, ARSE LANDS HARD TO THE BODY, GELLAR ROCKED AGAIN, ARSE STARTING TO REALLY TURN THE FIGHT BELL SOUNDS, CROWD GIVES THEIR APPRECIATION, ARSE TAKES THE ROUND AGAIN ARSES CORNER TELLIG HIM FOR MORE OF THE SAME GELLAR NOW BREATHING HEAVILY, SHE ISNT STANDING AND WAITING ANYMORE, SHE IS TAKING A BEATING, AND SHE WANTS TO BE ELSEWHERE ROUND 5 GELLAR STARTS THE ROUND OFF BIF, SCORES A LEFT HOOK TO THE BODY AND AN UPPERCUT TO THE HEAD, THEY BOTH LAND FLUSH GELLAR TRIES TO GO ON WITH IT, BUT ARSE SLIPS A LEFT HOOK AND LANDS A HARD RIGHT TO THE BODY THAT STOPS GELLAR IN HER TRACKS, HE LANDS ANOTHER ONE, AND GELLAR FALLS INTO A CLINCH, SHE IS HURT AGAIN GELLAR CIRCLES, SHE HAS NO REPLY FOR THIS ONSLAUGHT ARSE NOW TAUNTS HER, HE POINTS TO HIS GROIN GELLAR FIRES A JAB, ARSE SLIPS IT AND LANDS A RIGHT TO THE HEAD ARSE FIRE A JAB AND CROSS, THE RIGHT LANDED ON THE CHIN, AND GELLAR IS RTOCKED AGAIN, SHE TAKES A STEP BACK, SHE FELT THAT ONE IN HER TOES ARSE LOOKING TO FINISH HER NOW, HE FIRES A RIGHT TO THE HEAD, BUT GELLAR SLIPS IT AND THEY END UP IN A CLINCH GELLAR FIRES A HAYMAKER, IT FALLS SHORT AND SHE EATS ANOTHER RIGHT CROSS BELL SOUNDS, CROWD ON THEIR FEET AGAIN, ARSE IS SHOWING HIS BEST STUFF TONIGHT, UP 5-0 IN ROUNDS ARSE SHOWING SLIGHT SIGNS OF FATIGUE, GELLAR CONCENTRATING ON THE BODY AT THE MOMENT GELLAR LOOKS DONE, SLOWING DOWN A LOT, SHE IS BEING PICKED OFF EASILY ROUND 6 GELLAR DOESNT RUSH OUT THIS ROUND, AND EITHER DOES ARSE BOTH FIGHTERS CIRCLE, ARSE OFFERING A PAWING JAB ON THE OCCASION GELLAR KNOWS WHAT SHE WILL GET WHEN SHE GETS IN CLOSE, AND ARSE IS WAITING, WHOS PATIENCE WILL LAST OUT? THE REFEREE ADMONISHES THE BOXERS TO FIGHT GELLAR SLIPS A PAWING JAB, AND TRIES TO LAND A RIGHT, BUT EATS A RIGHT HOOK TO THE BODY, SHE IS LITERALLY STOPPED BY THAT PUNCH, ARSE LEANS OVER HER AFTER IT, SHE FELT THAT ONE AS WELL GELLAR FIRES A WILD RIGHT, THAT ONE WOULDNT OF LANDED IF ARSE WAS HELD IN FRONT OF IT GELLAR SLIPS AN UPPERCUT, BUT IS AGAIN ROCKED BY A LEFT TO THE BODY, ARSE AGAIN LEANS ON HER, TAKING EVERYTHING OUT OF HER, THIS IS A BEATING WE WONT SEE IN A LONG TIME GELLAR FIRES A FEW PUNCHES, ARSE STANDS BACK AND COUNTERS TO THE BODY AGAIN ARSE JABS, THEN FIRES A RIGHT TO THE BODY, GELLAR TAKES THAT PUNCH WELL BUT SHE DOESNT TAKE THAT LEFT WELL, ROCKED AGAIN BY A BODY SHOT, WHAT IS KEEPING HER UP? BELL SOUNDS, THE HOMETOWN CHEERS ARE NOW GONE, GELLAR IS A BEATEN WOMAN, SHE KNOWS IT, SHE WALKS SLOWLY BACK TO HER CORNER AND COLLAPSES ON HER STOOL ARSE'S ASKING FOR MORE OF A JAB NOW, "SHES DONE, END HER, DO IT IN STYLE THOUGH, SHOW HER YOU CAN TOY WITH HER AND STILL GET IT" GELLARS CORNER VERY QUIET, YOU COULD HEAR A PIN DROP IN THERE, GELLAR LOOKIG EXHAUSTED, SHE HAS MORE TO COME YET ROUND 7 ARSE COMES OUT AND FIRES SOME CRISP PUNCHES TO THE BODY, HE IS UP ON HIS TOES AGAIN AND USING A STIFF JAB, HE PROMISED TO END IT HERE GELLAR FIRES SOME WILD SHOTS, ARSE NO LONGER WITH THE COUNTERS, HE EVADES AND TIES HER UP GELLAR FIRES SOME WILD UPPERCUTS, ARSE EASILY AVOIDS ARSE LANDS A CLEAN RIGHT HAND THAT LANDS WITH A SMACK GELLAR LANDS A LEFT HOOK REPLY, ARSE NODS WITH APPROVAL ARSE USES HIS STICK WITH AUTHORITY NOW, LANDS A FLUSH JAB TO THE HEAD GELLAR FIES A WILD SHOT, ARSE TIES HER UP GELLAR COMES IN AGAIN, AND EATS A BIG LEFT HOOK, SHE FALLS INTO ARSE, WHO CATCHES HER, ROCKED AGAIN, SHE FELT THAT PUNCH LL OVER ARSE TRIES TO FINISH HER OFF, HE LANDS A CLEAN RIGHT HOOK-LEFT UPPERCUT, GELLAR TAKES THEM WELL GELLAR TRIES TO FINISH STRONGLY, BUT ARSE EASILY EVADES HER ATTACKS BELL SOUNDS, ARSE BACK ON HIS TOES, THIS FIGHT ISNT GOING TO LAST MUCH LONGER I DONT THINK ARSE'S CORNER SAYING TO USE HIS JAB MORE AND LAND UPPERCUTS AS WELL GELLARS CORNER GIVES HER A NICE SHOWER IN COLD WATER TO WAKE HER UP, SURPRISINGLY NO MARKS ON HER FACE, IF SHE TOOK OFF HER TOP THOUGH WE MAY GET SOME RED MARKS ( ) ROUND 8 GELLAR CHARGES WITH HER ARMS UP, AND FIRES SOME WILD PUNCHES, THEY END IN A CLINCH GELLAR COMES IN AGAIN, AND EATS A BIG RIGHT UPPERCUT, SHE STUMBLES BACK ONTO THE ROPES, ARSE MAKES CHASE, SHE IS REALLY HURT BY THAT ONE ARSE LANDS A LEFT HOOK AND ANOTHER UPPERCUT, GELLAR TAKES THEM WELL AND HOLDS ON, HER LEGS LOOK GONE ARSE JABS THEN FIRES A LONG RIGHT OVER THE TOP ARSE NOW PUTS HIS ATTACK ON THE BODY, GELLAR EATS A FEW HOOKS, BEFORE FIRING BACK, BUT PONLY HITS AIR ARSE AGAIN PICKS HER OFF WITH UPPERCUTS TO THE BODY AS SHE COMES IN, GELLAR LANDS A UPPERCUT TO THE HEAD THOUGH BELL SOUNDS, AND I AM OFFICIALLY OUT OF CALLS FOR WHEN SHE IS ROCKED ARSE SHOWING A BRILLIANT PERFORMANCE, ONLY HIT TWICE IN THAT ROUND, AND LANDED 34 PUNCHES, 9 JABS, 12 POWER PUNCHES, AND 13 TO THE BODY GELLAR LOOKS DONE, HER HEAD IS BETWEEN HER KNEES TRYING TO CATCH SOME BREATH, I CANT SEE THIS GOING MUCH LONGER ROUND 9 ARSE GETS ON HIS TOES AND LANDS TWO BIG JABS, GELLAR SLOWLY FOLLOWS AND EATS THEM GELLAR FIRES A FEWSHOTS, ARSE STEPS ASIDE AND LANDS A MEAN HOOK TO THE JAW ARSE GOES TO THE BODY NPOW HE LANDS A JAB AND A BIG RIGHT, GELLAR AGAIN HURT BY TAT ONE, ARSE MISSES THE FOLLOW UPS THOUGH GELLAR FIRES SOME WILD SHOTS, ARSE STAYS OUT OF REACH AND LANDS 2 HARD JABS TO THE HEAD ARSE FIRES A JAB AND AN UPPERCUT, GELLAR AGAIN EATS THEM FLUSH ARSE THROWS A RIGHT HAND LEAD, GELLAR IS HURT BY IT, AND DOWN SHE GOES, ARSE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A LEFT HOOK, AND GELLAR ENDS UP ON THE SEAT OF HER PANTS, GELLAR LOOKS UP AS ARSE HAS HIS ARMS RAISED, HE DOESNT EXPECT HER TO GET UP, EITHER DOES MOST OF THE CROWD, THE REFEREE STARTS THE COUNT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7- GELLAR STARTS TO RISE 8- SHE IS UP, SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO CONTINUE ARSE FIRES A RIGHT HAND, GELLAR SLIPS AND EATS A LEFT UPPERCUT, SHE STUMBLES BACK TO THE ROPES, ARSE MAKES CHASE, LEFT HOOK-RIGHT CROSS-LEFT BODY-RIGHT UPPERCUT, AND A BIG LEFT UPPERCUT, ALL FLUSH, GELLAR COVERING UP, ARSE LANDS A RIGHT STRAIGHT THROUGH HER GURARD, HER HEAD SNAPS BACK, THE REFEREE STOPS THE FIGHT GELLAR CANT DEFEND HERSELF, THE REFEREE HAS STOPPED IT, ARSE HAS WON BY A 9TH ROUND TKO ARSE IS GOING CRAZY, HE IS UP ON THE ROPES, GELLARS CORNER SHOWER HER WITH MORE WATER WHEN SHE IS BACK ON HER STOOL, THIS BEATING WAS A TERRIBLE BEATING, IT WAS PURE TORTURE, WE GO TO RON JEREMIES FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE REFEREE HAS STOPPED THIS CONTEST, DECLARING THE WINNER BY TKO AT 2:16 OF ROUND 9, ARSE BISCUIT WELL DONE ARSE, YOUR CALL ON RETIREMENT FOR THIS WEEK, MCGINNIS, RUAS OR ENGAMAN YOU WILL FIGHT, I AM THINKING OF AN ELIMINATION CONTEST INCLUDING GELLAR IN THERE AS WELL, YOU FIGHT THE WINNER, WE ALSO HAVE THE NEWBIES COMING ALONG, YOUR CALL, YOU CAN FIGHT JUST ONE OF THEM IF YOU LIKE, IT'S UP TO YOU, LET ME KNOW RANKINGS: Rank Fighter Nationality Record KOs Rating (Status) Manager -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Arse Biscuit Australia 24-0-0 11 21/0 6 (6) Arse Biscuit 2. TITO"king of the streets" RUAS United Kingdom 7-2-0 2 7/0 5 (5) dk`s skool of hard knocks 2. Deen McGinnis New York 5-0-1 2 2/0 5 (5) Donny`s Boxing Gym 4. Engaman Australia 14-7-1 0 9/4 5 (5) Engadinian 5. "Sexy" Sarah Michelle Gellar United States 9-6-0 0 7/2 4 (5) In The Hips House of Journeymen 6. John `The Bully` Scully United Kingdom 4-0-0 4 2/0 4 (4) treelos Krink Gym 6. TallDork Australia 4-0-0 4 4/0 4 (4) Engadinian 6. Black Monstercock Poland 4-0-0 4 2/0 4 (4) RK Underdogs 9. Pugilist Specialist Ontario 12-14-0 0 5/8 3 (5) Gabby Jay`s House of Torture 10. "The Non Boxer" Joe Frazier United States 6-5-0 0 6/4 3 (4) In The Hips House of Journeymen 11. Chuck "Reborn Raw Deal" Guardsman United States 3-1-0 3 1/0 3 (3) Kid White`s 12. "Super Woman" Kirsten Dunst United States 7-5-0 0 2/4 3 (3) In The Hips House of Journeymen 13. Hardcore Humble New York 5-3-0 0 2/3 2 (5) Donny`s Boxing Gym 14. Duke "The Dumpster" Drumski New York 3-1-0 0 0/1 2 (3) Donny`s Boxing Gym 15. Brian Barnes United Kingdom 8-9-1 0 5/8 2 (3) treelos Krink Gym 16. Featherfists United States 2-0-0 2 1/0 2 (2) Kid White`s 17. Ron Jeremy Poland 2-1-0 2 2/0 2 (2) RK Underdogs 18. Havago Yamug Australia 3-1-0 1 2/0 2 (2) Engadinian 19. BigKev Australia 3-1-0 0 0/1 2 (2) Lightening Strikes2 19. TwinkleToes Australia 3-1-0 0 0/0 2 (2) Engadinian 21. Rocco Siffredi Poland 2-2-0 0 1/1 1 (2) RK Underdogs 22. Gabby Jay Ontario 3-9-0 0 0/6 1 (2) Gabby Jay`s House of Torture 23. Le Beouf United States 1-0-0 1 1/0 1 (1) Kid White`s 23. Kid White United States 1-0-0 1 0/0 1 (1) Kid White`s 25. Alan Choi California 1-1-0 1 1/1 1 (1) LegendsCrew (Garp) Rank Fighter Nationality Record KOs Rating (Status) Manager 26. Moses Saotome California 1-2-0 1 0/2 1 (1) LegendsCrew (Garp) 27. LipJunior Australia 2-2-0 0 1/0 1 (1) Lightening Strikes2 27. Freak of Nature Poland 2-2-0 0 2/0 1 (1) RK Underdogs 29. Kid Gazz Spain 9-14-3 0 3/11 0 (4) GazzB 30. Michael Buffest Ontario 4-12-0 0 1/5 0 (3) Gabby Jay`s House of Torture 31. Southern Dandy Ontario 2-6-0 0 1/3 0 (2) Gabby Jay`s House of Torture 32. Garpisrich California 1-2-0 0 1/1 0 (1) LegendsCrew (Garp) 33. Dick for Brains Poland 1-3-0 0 0/2 0 (1) RK Underdogs 33. Alex Chen California 1-3-0 0 1/3 0 (1) LegendsCrew (Garp) 35. "The God of Sex" IN THE HIPS United States 1-7-0 0 1/2 0 (1) In The Hips House of Journeymen 36. Potato Jones New York 0-1-0 0 0/1 0 (0) Donny`s Boxing Gym 37. Garp California 0-3-0 0 0/2 0 (0) LegendsCrew (Garp) 38. Hardcore Humble Jr. New York 0-1-0 0 0/1 0 (0) Donny`s Boxing Gym 39. "Nude" Natalie Portman United States 0-10-0 0 0/1 0 (0) In The Hips House of Journeymen CONGRATULATIONS ALL WINNERS AND REMEMBER, IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS
treelo	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#24	[-]
Posts: 3198 (03/08/03 04:02:34) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	phew i knew the body shots would take thier toll in the end! need more fights against people like this HIPS before i get anywhere near the title! if im gonna be matched up against a top fighter next week im gonna sit it out i think.. definatly needs more work!
IN THE HIPS	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#25	[-]
Posts: 2813 (03/08/03 14:42:48) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	YOU'LL BE FIGHTING EITHER TALLDORK OR MONSTERCOCK I THINK, SO SIT IT OUT IF YOU WANT, I'LL RETIRE YOU NOW ARSE HAS SAID HE WILL FIGHT THER WINNER OF ENGAMAN-RUAS FOR THE TITLE NEXT WEEK, MCGINNIS IS RETIRED FOR THIS WEEK, BIG MONEY IN THAT FIGHT GELLAR HAS RETIRED AFTER THAT BEATING, 137 INJURY POINTS, SHE WILL HAVE A BIT OF TIME OFF I RETIRED SPECIALIST AND GABBYS MEN AS WELL AND REMEMBER, IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS
treelo	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#26	[-]
Posts: 3198 (03/08/03 15:01:07) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	cheers HIPS saw a few flaws in the armour today that need ironing out before i advance any more
arse biscuit	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#27	[-]
Posts: 8647 (03/09/03 02:45:22) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	i will fight the tito-engaman winner, for a big big purse, and if it is enga, hopefully he will retire after a 4th lashing!!!
dkny	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#28	[-]
Posts: 9506 (03/09/03 15:31:14) Local user Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Well good luck enga my friend,i respect your fighters they come from a good school so good luck bro.And Ab if i do win bro i might make the title vacant heheheh lewis style,im just not ready for you yet bro ...........DK
Engadinian	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#29	[-]
Posts: 1133 (03/09/03 18:53:59) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Yep good luck DK .Its going to be a good close fight i think im not expecting it to be easy .
dkny	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#30	[-]
Posts: 9506 (03/09/03 19:09:15) Local user Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	yeh have you noticed Enga that are fights are always close we have had two classics may the best man win bro.......DK
Engadinian	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#31	[-]
Posts: 1133 (03/09/03 19:19:25) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	most certainly .
arse biscuit	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#32	[-]
Posts: 8647 (03/11/03 01:36:56) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	dk, if you win you will be my equal on skill level, you wont get any better, this is your golden chance, and if you dont fight, i will sue you lewis style!!!
dkny	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#33	[-]
Posts: 9506 (03/11/03 06:35:32) Local user Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	i will ditch the belt in the bin bowe style nah bro im gonna have to talk with my promoter hips,But i aint even won yet and thats a big if,you could be going against enga once again bro.And how do you know im the same as you on a skill level?............DK
Ryszard K	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#34	[-]
Posts: 2873 (03/11/03 10:40:21) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I think Arse started with 90 ability points.
dkny	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#35	[-]
Posts: 9506 (03/11/03 18:56:21) Local user Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	come on treelo tell it like it is bro ........DK
IN THE HIPS	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#36	[-]
Posts: 2813 (03/12/03 02:52:47) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	RATING STATUS DETERMIONES IT, ARSE IS 6(6) AND DK WILL BE 6(6) IF HE WINS, SO THEY WILL BE EQUAL SKILLS ARSE DID RETIRE TO MAKE THIS FIGHT, I THINK HE SHOULD TAKE IT ALSO MONSTERCOCK-TALLDORK LOOKS GOOD AND REMEMBER, IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS
Ryszard K	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#37	[-]
Posts: 2873 (03/12/03 04:26:35) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	TallDork semms to be a dangerous banger, but Monstercock is going to make him miss all night long.
IN THE HIPS	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#38	[-]
Posts: 2813 (03/13/03 02:33:38) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	ENGA, DKNY, CAN YOU TWO PLEASE DO A PRESS RELEASE THIS WEEK FOR THE WEIGH IN SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO COVER AND REMEMBER, IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS
dkny	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#39	[-]
Posts: 9506 (03/13/03 07:51:05) Local user Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Hips email me with the details bro and i will do it........DK
IN THE HIPS	Re: GELLAR-SPECIALIST (WEBL)	#40	[-]
Posts: 2813 (03/14/03 04:16:33) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	JUST MAKE UP AN INTERVIEW, DONT MATTER WHAT IS SAID AND REMEMBER, IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS

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